Holy Field Trip, Batman!

So I show up to my usual middle school for what I presume will be a boring-at-best day of 8th grade science. It turns out I'm going along on a field trip to Goucher College to watch a theater performance of some of the works of Edgar Allen Poe! I'm getting paid to go to the theater. I think I may be able to handle that.

Note: The performances ended up being so boring, and they weren't all Edgar Allen Poe. The one of "The Monkey's Paw" was ok. But I slept through the rest, so again, it was worth it to get paid for sleeping through lame theater. : )